So you’re wandering the depths of the interwebs all by yourself, eh? Yeah, we see you peaking at our blog… You would like some random words put in an irresponsibly interesting order with a gag and a quirk here and there, wouldn’t you. Oh we know, you’re more keen on short scribbles radiating sheer literary virtuosity? By all means, give yourself a hand! Nope, not in that way, not yet. Speaking of doing things yourself, perhaps you already know life’s better when you can f*@ things up without anyone else to blame. Go ahead, don’t be shy. You know you want it, you naughty #@…! Erhm, sorry about that. It’s just so hard to control our impulses when you’re around. Hopefully, this doesn’t make things awkward between us?! Maybe you should subscribe to our blog? You know, if you ever want to hang out or something. Or check us out on social media if you want our relationship to go second base.
Go on honeybuns, you should be reading our stuff already. Off you go!
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